Friday, December 14, 2012

My name is Whitney and I'm a lush blogger.

So, it has been brought to my attention that some bloggers think that some bloggers (me) are only (homahgah) popular because they are drunks.
I mean, I guess at one point I was all nahhhh, not me, I haz no poopular but then I woke up this morning feeling like I was flirting with death and so maybe there could be some truth behind that one.

Last night I agreed to go to Kobe, one of those Japanese steak houses where they cook on your table, with some of my friends. Surprised I have some of those in real life? Yeah, me too. Me too.

I put on some hooker red lips and Instagrammed them, so Raven could judge me openly, and then I went on my merry way to stuff my face with as much noodles and steak drenched in a questionable white sauce that I could.
And by noodles and steak, I really mean multiple saki bombs and one scorpion drink I swear I can still taste this morning.

We were pretty ecstatic about said scorpion drink. I mean really, look how excited we were...
It even had a flame in the middle. 
Which, come to find out, was actually a shot of 151 set on fire.
Yes, we drank it.
All.
And I have the headache this morning to prove it.


Why I thought all of this was a good idea on a Thursday night is really beyond me.
All I know is that the onion volcano is a real class act.
When they set that stack of onions on fire I lose my shit.
Like a kid at Disney meeting Mickey for the first time.
Magical.


This post is hardly worth posting, as it really isn't going anywhere, but I really wanted to show off that onion volcano.
And talk about how I look feel like I got hit by a bus this morning.
And how I don't care that Justin Bieber tickets go on sale in 30 minutes.
Also that I devoured a 3 count Chick-n-minis this morning and they rocked every inch of my world.

Oh, and heart shaped rice is pretty spectacular.


Maybe I am just a drunk lush blogger after all.
Screw "lifestyle"... Lush it is.

I don't get drunk, I get fabulous. Wait... that was supposed to go up top wasn't it?

55 comments:

  1. I want some of that rice in my mouth. Thanks.

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  2. wait, wait, wait.
    drunk blogging/being drunk/liking being drunk is a bad thing?

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  3. LOVE the red lips! Pretty sure I want someone to make me an onion volcano and a pile of rice shaped as a heart. Awesome.

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  4. Drunk blogging, sober blogging, hey i just moved blogging- i love em all and plus you're hilarious. Someone's just jealous of ya. Haters gonna hate. Keep on with ya bad self!

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  5. weekend start on thursday, right? they do in my world... I'm rocking a pretty serious hangover this morning, too, as a result of drinking too much wine last night. my husband just text-messaged me and told me he "sat in the bathroom for 20 minutes this morning so no one would know" he was still drunk. high-five!

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  6. I drink on Thursday nights with my girls regularly, nothing wrong with that... Sure Friday's rough but totally worth it. Every. Single. Time. I'm kind of jealous of this onion volcano thing!!! Oh, & saki bombs... love! :):)

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  7. I love you. SO MUCH. That is all. Oh, and I can't wait to do some sake bombs together because I'm a lush and I don't care who knows it. BOOM.

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  8. you looking finer than a shined up shoe.

    I drank last night too and if that makes me popular than let my alcohol problem begin. or end. now im confused.

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  9. Your outfit was cute last night... you looked fab! So, are the onions edible after they set them on fire?! Clearly I need to get out more and find out for myself!

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  10. I didn't realize there was a problem with lush blogging. I live vicariously through you so keep on keepin' on!

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  11. Hahaha love this!!! I went out for one glass of wine last night and ended up getting a flight of wines....followed by 2 more glasses. TGIF.

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  12. Girlfriend, it looks like I fit into your lush world. I'll be 29 next month and I still haven't learned! Haha. My best posts come when I'm on my third glass of Pinot.

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  13. Kobe is one of my favorite restaurants of ALL time. Jealous that you most likely have Kobe leftovers today, another favorite of mine.

    To the best of my memory, (keep in mind I'm usually pretty intoxicated) but I believe the chant goes "Soi Saki Soi Saki oy oy oy!" :)

    Looks like a blast!

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  14. I mean, this post spoke to me Whitty Boo boo. Kobes, Chikfila, AND drunken-ness. I'm pretty sure we were separated at birth.

    Also, I agree with Steph. Kobe leftovers are quite possibly the best thing about Kobes.

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  15. I always say... "I don't get drunk, I just get awesome!" Gurlfrann you keep on keepn' on what your doing cuz your heelarious... not to mention totes ABSOLUTELYFRAGGNGORGEOUS.

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  16. I wish I was a lush blogger. Instead, I'm a mommy blogger, mourning my single, drunken life of two years ago. Boo.

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  17. I have trouble commenting on your blog because I just can't compete with your wittiness. ;) But, you make me laugh! Thanks for that! Xo

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  18. Drunkeness, Lushness, and some saki bombs... Girl you and I would make great friends.

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  19. Um... Onion Volcanoes are the shit. Glad someone else finds them awesome too!

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  20. Now this is a category I can work with, I think i need to start a blog. :)

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  21. I am incredibly hungry right now, and super jealous of that 3-count chicken mini you had for breakfast. I considered CfA but I was running a few minutes behind schedule. And considering I've only made it to work "on time" one day this week, and no one was even here to know it, I figured I'd better hightail it to the office...boo

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  22. Sounds like you had a great night nonetheless :D That fried rice looks delicious!

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  23. Ok...now I need to get me some onion volcano action. I think Id blog more about my love of drank....but there was this one time where I instagram documented a bachelorette weekend and everybody was all like 'ooooh Whitney's an alcoholic!'
    And I mean....I'm somebodies momma so I can't be havin peeps talkin like that in a public forum :-P

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  24. I write drunk and you know what if that makes me popular then fine. But haters gonna hate and drink everytime someones a bitch...especially when they dont wash their hair

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  25. Lol you're not a drunk you're a blast in a glass! I can't believe I just said that. Some bloggers are just jealous because you are prettier than them and can rock a mean red lip! I may have also drank too much last night, but it's OK because we are allowed to!

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  26. I love red lips, and now thanks to you, I'm craving Chick-fil-a :)

    There's nothing wrong with drinking wine (or whatever drink) ;)

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  27. I've never gotten heart shaped fried rice. DAMN GIRL!

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  28. Tell the other bloggers to drink more..they will understand it!

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  29. i'm feeling ya today! i went out for a friends birthday last night... apparently tequila shots on a thursday (when i work on friday) is a bad idea :/

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  30. Is that the key to be a good blogger? I was wondering how everyone has surpassed me in followers.

    Wine. Check....

    hahaha,
    luh u betch.
    I'd read you even if you were sober.

    L

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  31. Well i guess i should start drinking a hell of alot more! The lipstick looks fabulous!!

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  32. Love the lip color...that drink looks fabulous...and that heart of rice looks yummy!
    thehartungs.blogspot.ca

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  33. I miss Kobe!!! Except the white sauce. Ick.

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  34. nothing wrong with being a lush! love the quote - "fabulous" it is!

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  35. I think you should add, 'beyond fabulous. Because you are.

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  36. love,love,love your blog,as soon as I discovered it I felt in love with it,it's already an addiction.. what do you think about following each other? It would be great, let me know <3

    http://gowestyoungcowgirl.blogspot.com

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  37. I would just like to state that I would rather be a lush blogger and be super ridiculously fun with great hair and sense of humor than anything else. You keep at it girlfriend. Rock that single life and get drunk, I mean fabulous. I'll be here in washington being fabulous too!

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  38. Whoever complained about your posts should probably just go to a mexican restaurant, drink a margarita and shut the hell up.

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  39. still a whore.

    albeit a sexy one.

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  40. the onion volcano gets me every time, I love it!

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  41. I'm at deaths door too, ughhh.

    I think the name of my blog tells u how I feel about drinking.. :)

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  42. Onion volcanos are the most amazing thing about going to a Japanese steakhouse!!!! I mean for real, that and sauce with 10,0000mg of sodium.

    If it makes you feel better, I got tipsy at a work party, went home and passed out at 9:15pm watching Moonshiners - shameful.

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  43. The fact that someone is upset over that is hilarious and I'm really embarrassed for them. Lol

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  44. Being sober sucks. Keep on keepin' on girl. Kidding (kind of) :)

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  45. thats too funny! great look on life

    xx

    http://spoonfulofdiamonds.blogspot.com

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  46. This post is awesome. I love your red lips! And the rice heart... and "sake bomb"!!! That scorpion bowl looks like it could have done some damage, flaming 151 is never a good sign (or is it??). Feel better!

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  47. I may or may not be 4 beers deep right now.. Lush blogging seems to be the only way to be, really. haha! :)

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  48. Wait, is that for real? Some people think bloggers are popular because they drink? That's redonkulous. Life should be filled with sake bombs and red lips, IMHO :)

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  49. HAHA this just made me laugh out loud. I just found your blog and LOVE it... I honestly hope that you really did not find out that some people said that... Jealousy sucks. That's all you can tell them. Keep it up! LOVE your blog and can't wait to follow along! :)

    Amanda
    It's an Easy Life

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  50. LOL. Seems like im not the only one who just stumbled across ur blog today and loves it already lol. LOVE hibachi, its always entertaining. Even more so when there's alcohol involved =)

    Tanay <3
    http://andshecanconquertheworld.blogspot.com/

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  51. I love this, I love Japanese food, I love being a lush and most importantly I LOVE YOU!!!

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  52. i for one love drunken nights! and a place like that is def going on my bucket list, along witha firey drink! LUVS IT!

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