Friday, February 8, 2013

Daily Tay Catches Whitty in Her Lies

I know I told you all I was going to post today but somewhere during my cold medicine haze yesterday this girl offered to fill in for me and when someone like this offers to do such a thing you don't deny them. I don't think she needs much of an introduction, all I know is that she's who I want to be when I grow up.


Why I don't believe Whitney wears yoga pants to work.
By The Daily Tay

By now we all know Whitney wears her yoga pants to work.
But has anyone actually seen her wear said yoga pants to work?
I don't want to throw out accusations here, but I've got reason to question this.

For starters,
does this look like a girl who's got yoga pants going on down below?

Doubtful. Very doubtful.

And then we've got exhibit two to consider.
Pretty sure Whitty said this was taken only a few week ago,
Again, no yoga pants in the picture...
Very cute suspenders sure, but no such pants.

And then there's this incriminating photo.
This was taken of Whitney AT WORK.
If you think there's even a stitch of yoga pants happening below you're just fooling yourself.


Furthermore, wouldn't someone with two white dogs stray from black yoga pants
in fear they'd always be covered in little white hairs?

Or does Whitney even own these dogs....

I know this is a lot for you to take in.
But I encourage you all to ask your own questions.
I think it's pretty obvious what is going on here.
Whitney is a power shark in the office and this is just one her tactics to get ahead.
She wants the rest of us to wear sloppy yoga pants to work while she continues
to bust balls one day at a time in her pantyhose and shoulder pads.
Makes sense, doesn't it?

My name is Taylor, I don't wear yoga pants to work.
And I think the lies need to stop.

If you'd like to read my other conspiracies feel free to stop by sometime.
Isn't it time we put the lies to rest, Whit?
You'll feel much better after you do.




Well there it is guys, my cover has been blown.
If you can find it in you to forgive my lies and continue reading my blog, I promise I'll be back on Monday. Go get your flu shots people, the plague sucks the big one.


  1. I really wish I could wear yoga pants to work every day. Or sweat pants. Or anything besides business casual. Sigh. :)

    P.S. this post is hilarious! :)

  2. Lmao this is amazing. I work at home so I literally wear my yoga pants/sweat pants/no pants to work errrday.

  3. Hahaha!
    Unfortunately, no yoga pants or leggings are allowed to be worn at my office :(

  4. HAH I think she may sneak them in under other clothes??

  5. LOL! I'm with you with the white dogs.... no WAY she could rock black yoga pants with those lil furry pups on them every day hmmmmmm ;)


  6. Black yoga pants + white furry pups = dog hair city...

  7. hahaha this was great! thanks for the laugh :)


  8. I'm seriously wearing Vic Secrets yoga pants sitting at work right now...and it's nearly orgasmic bliss. Jesus balls - did I just say that?

  9. Haha I love Taylor! Her posts crack me up every time :D
    I totally wear yoga pants to work :D

  10. LOL!!! I believe you own those dogs. They don't shed, so you can wear your black yoga pants and carry those dogs and be fine.

    Ramblings of a Suburban Mom

  11. Bahaha taylor never ceases to amaze me. HILARIOUS!

    and one of my goals is to wear yoga pants to work!!

  12. haha headed over to check out her blog now.

  13. Whitney wore yoga pants to work so I wore yoga pants to work. I now feel like my favorite love song was written about a sandwich. Thanks.

  14. This makes me LOL so many. I know you wear those yoga pants bc I've seen snapchats ;)

  15. Well, I think it's now under official investigation

  16. I have worn leggings to work everday this week...oops xo

  17. Today I'm wearing heather grey sweat pants. And a heather grey sweatshirt that used to belong to my dad. It's what I call a Nebraskan Tuxedo.

  18. I wore yoga pants on Christmas to work... since you asked.

  19. I wear yoga pants to work sometimes - really I do. Well...they are the LuLu Lemon yoga pants - not crops - just so we are clear. It works! For now :) Oh I am a repeat offender of wearing leggings to work too. :)

  20. Hahaha..things to consider!


  21. Best guest post ever. You knocked it out of the park, Tay Tay!

  22. hahaha hilarious! That new dance photo of you? it's fabulous!

  23. This is some hardcore detective work! I think I have a lot to think about.. :P

    I really do wear yoga pants to work! The perks of working retail, I tells ya!

  24. I hate how much I love Taylor. Like I really actually hate it. HMPH.


  25. Hehehehe I love this!

    Good job figuring out the TRUTH!

  26. Haha this post was awesome! Thanks for a good laugh (:

  27. hahaha Taylor posts some great questions!! we demand evidence!! haha hope you're feeling better!! drink some helps :)

  28. So funny!! got a great laugh out of this!

  29. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa hold up. How has not more attention been drawn to the hippo/donkey/clown dance costume?! It might be the best I've ever seen.

  30. Yeah she is a stylish woman and it is hard to imagine her wearing yoga pants but she says she does and who am I to doubt her..............if she said she wore her pj's to work I might have reason to

  31. nice blog, pretty photos.
    follow back, if you like .ANDY

  32. Shit is hilar. Have you been googling Lil Wayne's cough syrup recipe? Is that why you've gone MIA? I think I just opened another conspiracy theory, my friend.

    I hope you're feeling better!!

  33. Tay is the best guest blogger EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love you girls!!!!