First thing's first - yes, I really do wear yoga pants to work. My job is as glamorous as sitting in front of a computer screen alone in an office could possibly be, and so I'm not required to look presentable. Also, if I eat a heavy lunch I don't have to worry about being uncomfortable for the remainder of the day. See how that works?
Born in good ol' 1987 - I'll let you do the math just incase I don't update this page on the reg.
I reside in the bipolar weather state of Florida, Orlando to be exact.
I run on bullshit knowledge from Google and spellcheck.
I screw up most jokes I attempt to tell and trip over thin air.
I don't use my degree in Fashion Design & Merchandising ever - never have, most likely never will.
Children scare me, mostly because I'm not sure I'm capable of being responsible for another life.
One time, for three months, I wore a shiny ring on my finger. I no longer own that ring, thankfully.
I am well aware that I don't write everything with proper grammar and usually my commas are in the wrong places.
So what made me think I was capable of blogging? Well, I love to write and document my life, as well as tell stories (think Uncle Si, from Duck Dynasty).
I try my hardest to write the same way I talk in real life.
Sometimes when I speak I pause at the wrong times, cuss like a sailor and have brain farts.
I'm easily frightened and have been known to jump at my own shadow.
I screw up most jokes I attempt to tell and trip over thin air.
I don't use my degree in Fashion Design & Merchandising ever - never have, most likely never will.
Children scare me, mostly because I'm not sure I'm capable of being responsible for another life.
One time, for three months, I wore a shiny ring on my finger. I no longer own that ring, thankfully.
I am well aware that I don't write everything with proper grammar and usually my commas are in the wrong places.
So what made me think I was capable of blogging? Well, I love to write and document my life, as well as tell stories (think Uncle Si, from Duck Dynasty).
I try my hardest to write the same way I talk in real life.
Sometimes when I speak I pause at the wrong times, cuss like a sailor and have brain farts.
I'm easily frightened and have been known to jump at my own shadow.
Some things I enjoy, but are not limited to, are...
Chardonnay from a box. Anything and everything pink and sparkly. Traveling. Shoes, heels and everything in between. Miley Cyrus (yes, even with that new 'do). Pizza... or anything Italian. Nail polish and lots of it. Speaking in emoticons. Love. Extra dirty martinis with blue cheese stuffed olives.
Not pictured: Laughing hard enough to get a good ab workout, holding hands, having full blown concerts while driving and/or showering, my hairdresser Julienne for keeping me blonde, pretending I still live in the 90's, and anything that relates to Fall.
Not pictured: Laughing hard enough to get a good ab workout, holding hands, having full blown concerts while driving and/or showering, my hairdresser Julienne for keeping me blonde, pretending I still live in the 90's, and anything that relates to Fall.
If you're still with me, cheers to you!
Please keep your seat belts securely fastened and enjoy your flight.
Please keep your seat belts securely fastened and enjoy your flight.
