So, it's the day before Thanksgiving and, from what I can gather, the blog world will be dead tomorrow.
To avoid the risk of writing my super thoughtful, and not at all sarcastic, thankful Thanksgiving post and having no one around to read it, I'm going to post it today.
I know, don't all jump out of your seats at once.
This year I am thankful for...
the person who figured out that 4 bottles of wine could fit in one convenient box - with a spout.
Day & NyQuil for helping me forget I am, yet again, under the Thanksgiving curse for another year.
Honey Boo Boo, Duck Dynasty, Moonshiners, and every other entertaining redneck reality show.
my washer, which is currently washing the sheets Ella decided to vomit on at 7am this morning.
those of you posting photos of people in tents outside of stores. That shit is hilarious.
green bean casserole, which I am likely to destroy easily 4 servings of tomorrow.
RayBan aviators - for all of the times they have hidden my hungover eyes.
Jenelle's mom from Teen Mom. Barb has some seriously brilliant one-liners. "High! High!"
Blogger for occupying so many hours of my time each day. Except for Saturday & Sunday, duh.
yoga pants that will allow me to stuff my face tomorrow and not feel like I'm going to bust a button.
Eat lots of food tomorrow, loves. I'm out!