A few weeks ago I came home to a box full of goodies made specifically for my beer catcher. To say it was slightly comical to open a box full of dental products would be an understatement and bear was sure to throw a few jokes my way pertaining to the company Hello Products and how they clearly thought I needed a little help.
I've seen this line of products at Walgreens and have been intrigued by their modern packaging and fun flavors, so it was nice to be able to try a few different ones on for size. Come to find out, I'm quite a fan! Especially their twist on mint toothpaste that I got to try in Hello pink grapefruit mint flavor. Seriously tastes so good.
Taking care of my teeth is extra important these days because I've got this studly man candy to impress on the regular. I can't have funky smelling breath when my bear comes in for a kiss, if you catch my drift. I keep it so fresh and so clean in the mornings and nights with my Hello toothpaste, an extra little swig of Hello mouthwash when we get home from meals and/or the bar, and throughout the day with Hello breath spray.
those seem great. i'd love some flavour variety in my teeth-brushing daily experience. too bad i'm so far away from walgreens
Replyjomischief
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10-I-See!
ReplyHA!
I haven't seen this brand, but they look like some chic dental care products!
ReplyKristin
crumbsandcurls.blogspot.com
how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice.
Replybest pickup line ever.
If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
Replybahahaha. Since i haven't dated in a billion years I asked my sister. A guy actually used the "it must have hurt when you fell out of heaven" line on her last night. ouch.
ReplyThe nerd ones - Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.
ReplyThat packaging is so cute!
I have NO idea what i'd use for a pick up line haha. Partly because I've been married seven years. I guess you could say my "pick up line" was an email forward to my now-hubby and starting a convo. "Hey how are you?" Classic, huh?
ReplyIt's not exaaaaactly a pick-up line because it's definitely not something you'd say to someone you just met, but: "I didn't FALL in love. You tripped me." Awwwww. <3
ReplyI've been out of the dating game for 10 years, I wouldn't recognize a good pick up line unless someone pointed it out to me :)
Reply"Is your daddy a terrorist, because you're the bomb"
ReplyBecause then I can answer with, no my dad stops bombs from blowing up for a living.
Heard this one the other day (not used on me!) "I'd tell you a story about my d*ck, but it's too long..."
ReplyI had a guy scream 'FAT PENGUIN!" at me in a bar once.
ReplyI about died when he told me he just needed something to break the ice. He got a date or two out of me, I'll admit. haha.
You must be a magician because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears!
ReplyHow much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice - Hi, I'm Alexis.
ReplyGets me every time.
"Hi, have you met Ted"?
ReplyDid you survive the Avada Kedavra curse? Because you're drop dead gorgeous.
ReplyDo you live on a chicken farm? (No) Well you sure know how to raise cocks. (sorry, that's pretty inappropriate :O)
Reply"Did it hurt?" "Did what hurt?" "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" So lame!!! :)
ReplyIs your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
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ReplyCan I buy you a beer and talk to you for 5 minutes?
ReplyBEST. LINE. EVER!
Anyways, I really like these products. I would love to try their products. I think I am going to drop them a line or two ;) Thanks Whit!
Ha, as a science major we used to joke about this one in college all the time.. "What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1"
ReplyNERD ALERT.
Are you from Iraq? 'Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up.
ReplyHi, my name is...
ReplyI don't have a favorite one but I have one I was insulted by - You smell like trash, may I take you out? - WHAT?
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Kelly
Sparkles and Shoes
Are you tired? Cuz you've been running through my mind all day!
ReplyI love flavored mouth stuff!
Can I take your picture? And no, you don't need to fix your hair or makeup, because you sho ain't ugly! ......
ReplyYou can call me Nemo, cause I'm never afraid to touch the butt ;)
ReplyHey I lost my number can I have yours? LOL that's the first one that came to mind XD
ReplyNobody wants a broad with skanky breath...beer catcher say HELLO to your new BFF! :)
Reply"I don't know if you know this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend" - that's the best I got, ha ha!
Reply“I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.” :)
Reply"You ever been to space? Cuz that azz is out of this WORLD."
ReplySigh.
My favorite pick up line is really not using one. A guy confident enough to walk up to you and simply say, "Hi, how are you?" or a genuine compliment gets me every time!
ReplyI'm a loser. If a guy simply comes up to me and says hi, he's automatically in. After that, we'll see.
ReplyThere is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it haha
ReplyHow much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Replyi SUCK at remembering pick up lines (and knock knock jokes)! but i do enjoy the polar bear one (how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice!)
Reply"Wanna get out of here?"
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