Tuesday, November 6, 2012

I'm Whitney and I approve this message.

A brilliant bloggess by the name of Taylor, also known as The Daily Tay, posted yesterday on things she's voting for. The post is nothing short of pure genius and today I am entirely ripping her off.
Don't worry guys, she gave me permission. Also don't worry because there's absolutely no way to top her post, girlfriend just about made me fall out of my chair from laughing. 


I voted via absentee ballot this year.
This means I don't get a fun "I Voted" sticker.
I vote absentee ballots come with "I Voted" stickers.


I vote for Nsync to get back together and going on tour.
I wouldn't be upset if it was the exact same No Strings Attached tour I saw in the 90's.
That was golden.


I vote for mascara that doesn't clump or lump and lip gloss that won't stick to my hair.


I vote that someday I will find the clean gene and become one of those OCD clean freaks.


I vote that Ella and Sebby stop convincing each other I'm never coming home again when I leave for work.
I'm positive my new neighbors would also vote for this.


I vote for adult nap time.
George Costanza under-the-desk style would suffice.


I vote for ATM machines to have lucky prize winners everyday.
You know, like the 100th user gets free money spit at them?


I vote that my homegirl Ellen comes back to O-Town and dances with me again.
We're total BFF's.


Speaking of O-Town, I still vote for Ashley Angel to fall in love with me.
Yum.


I vote for the ban of same side sitting.
I'll never understand why couples have to sit on top of each other at a nice dinner.
Perhaps I'm a heartless ass hole, but I really see no appeal of hairy man elbow up in my mashed potatoes.


I vote for boxed wine as a household staple.


I vote for TY Beanie Babies to come back in demand so I can make some profits off of the 2 garbage bags full of old Beanie Babies sitting in my parent's garage.
Yes, with plastic tag protectors.


I also vote for Pogs to come back.
Not to make a profit, I just miss the days of being cool because I had the fancy holographic slammer.


I vote that funny animal photos never go away.
See also: Dog/Cat shaming.


I vote for laughing at inappropriate things.
Like my small child self appearing awfully stripper-esque:


I vote that my social media networks will go back to normal after today.
And that tomorrow we can all stand as one and put bad feelings behind us.


I'm Whitney and I approve this message.

53 comments:

  1. love love love. omg I waited in line for SO long for those no strings attached concert tickets. I was fully prepared to throw some bows if people tried cutting me in line. I'd vote for ya ;)

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  2. Yes to Beanie Babies. And Holiday Barbies.

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  3. Love this!! :) Oh pogs. I had a giant pink sparkley tube that held all my pogs. And I can't believe I just admitted that. HAHA

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  4. Love it:) and yes i too want to vote for adult nap time:)

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  5. I love this. Where's the ballot? I want to vote for these things :)

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  6. YES TY re: Holiday Barbies.

    Also: I vote that women have the RIGHT TO CHOOSE to work from home on "First Day Of My Period" Day

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  7. Boxed wine, yes. ATM winners, yes. Naps, yes. NSync, yes. You've got my vote, girlfrand.

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  8. I'm dying over this post, like honestly. I have 4 boxes in my moms closet filled with the babies and there are some in air tight sealed display cases, yep. I had that super thick plastic slammer where if you threw it at the other person it actually hurt. I was an evil kid. Oh FYI BSB is coming out with a new Christmas CD ;) be jealous.

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  9. Goodness you would have my vote on ALL of those!!!! Boxed wine isn't already a staple in everyone's home though? Who knew??? Cuz it sure is in mine!!! LOL

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  10. WHY do they insist on sitting on the same side of the table!? This seriously should be a law to spare all us normal people from having to look at them.

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  11. YES to your final one. I'm beyond sick of all the negativity. And POGS. Hell yes.

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  12. It freaks me out to see people sitting on the sake side of a table when there's a perfectly good other side. It needs to stop!

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  13. stop it. you're killing me. try SERVING same-side-sitters their unlimited pasta and salad at olive garden. i want to accidentally on purpose drop steaming hot spaghetti on their laps, because i'm disgusted by their closeness.. i'm like, guys, please tell me you don't love each other that much, that you'll endure a kink in your neck from turning your head to engage in dinner conversations. #endrant

    and you mean to tell me boxed wine isn't already a household staple? whoops. it is in my life.
    and you mean to tell me that adult naps don't exist? whoops. happens on the daily for me.
    and you mean to tell me YOU DANCED WITH ELLEN? jealous x 500.

    my comments are always so annoying, i'm sorry. they're truly better when i'm three glasses of cabernet deep.

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  14. I'm coming from Beautiful Mess.. why haven't I been here before?! You are awesome!! Love this post!! Did you say... Ashley Angel?! I Loved O-Town!!! He was my favorite!! Also, I would love for Nsync to go back on tour and that Justin Timberlake was still single! :(

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  15. I also vote for an NSYNC reunion tour! Although, it might be kind of hard....

    http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/justin-timberlake-snubbed-two-of-his-four-nsync-members-from-jessica-biel-wedding-20122410

    That article makes my teeny bopper self cry on the inside :(

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  16. I vote for all the above. Hilarious post Whitney!! I'm falling off my chair laughing at work. Thanks for uplifting my boring work day.

    -Nicole @ grubnmarriage.blogspot.com

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  17. I totally back your vote for an NSYNC reunion... That would be beyond fantastic!!!! :)

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  18. I voted at the polls and I still didn't get a sticker today! I'm so mad!!

    Taylor Brione
    www.taylorbrione.com

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  19. My kinda vote! I would vote for the return of N*Sync, the BSB and O-town any day .. hence why I listen to the BSB Pandora station -- all my fave boys all day haha.
    My German self will not be voting via ballot or absentee ballot, but I vote for all Americans voting!

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  20. I am staying off Facebook today to avoid all the political hooplah, but this post made me smile. Boxed wine a staple? You get my vote, fo' sho'!
    Hey chica ... I sent you an email last week hoping you'd wanna guest post on my bliggity-blog next week. You game?
    xoxo

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  21. I love this post AS MUCH as I love Taylor's. amazing

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  22. You had my vote at 'N SYNC reunion. Oh, and adult naps.

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  23. You had me at Nsync.

    And boy do I miss Pogs & Slammers. I had a case for them and thought I was oh so cool.

    #Whitney2012

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  24. You danced with Ellen! I love it. Favorite part of this post. 'cause, you know, I'm a BSB girl all the way. ;)

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  25. The Nsync tour was amazing!!! Im with you on the same side seating at dinner. There was a couple doing this the other night and pretty much making out. I wanted to.flick mash potatoes at them but I intead ordered another drink and stared at them hoping to make them as uncomfortable as they made me feel.

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  26. A dance party with Ellen? That is a dream come TRUE! I totally on board with #Whitney2012 - I fully support selling my embarrassing collection of Beanie Babies, reliving my Nsync days, and drinking nothing but boxed wine until I pass out (aka: Adult Nap)

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  27. Why the hell do people sit on the same side? Don't they get neck pain from trying to talk to each other?

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  28. Ashey Angel? Yes please. Why didn't I know about your friendship with Ellen? I am outta the loop! Nap time.. yes please! Also, I don't think I ever played with POGs. Like I'm fully aware of what they are and I remember them but I don't think I played with them. Too cool obviously (or my parents said they weren't buying them for me) either way! I wish I had done this post! Hmm maybe tomorrow? xoxox

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  29. Ha - same side kills me! I asked my husband sunday at McAlisters if he'd join me bc I was cold and he rolled his eyes hahaah. Cute cute girlfriend!

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  30. Bahahahaha!! I am dying. I too vote for another NSYNC tour....not that I didn't attend all of them previously, boxed wine, adult nap time, and beanie babies. We too have oodles of them, tag protectors in place, sitting in our garage collecting space. :)

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  31. I voted absentee (so I wouldn't have to stand in the cold, is that bad?) and I had the same thought, why can't they include a sticker?!

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  32. ahahah love it!! hilarious, girl.. and yes.. i hope beanie babies come back, too hah

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  33. Hilarious! I'm with you on the POGS. Don't forget the cool carrying tubes.

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  34. This would be a fabulous party platform... Definitely see some job-potential in all of these :) Thanks for brightening my day!

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  35. I already told you I put your name down. So when you win Pres, will you please vote that all alcohol be 50 percent off. For me?

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  36. NSYNC!!!!!! Yes...and I've never drank wine from a box, but you keep talking about it and I feel like I just should dang it. Living in Ohio I can't wait for this shiz to end. For reals.

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  37. Hahaha love this! Pogs were awesome, I had a metal Charles Barkley slammer, that thing one me some competitions.

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  38. Love this post!

    1. Love that you got to see Ellen!
    2. Love that last picture of you.
    3. O-Town was my thang.

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  39. Oh, I can't stand couples who sit on the same side of the booth together. It's just weird. And clingy. And dumb.

    LOVE ELLEN!!!

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  40. I hate when couples sit on the same side of the booth too! This post is a great idea.

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  41. I waited 28 hours in the SNOW for O-Town tickets. True story. That's dedication. Oh, and Ashley Angel is a babe.

    i couldn't help but wonder...

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  42. I would pretty much pay ANYTHING to go to an NSYNC concert! My mom never let me go as a child, i'll never forgive her for that.... can I elect you? :)

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  43. This is fantastic.. such a relief to read something related but not related to the presidential election lol

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  44. I totes agree on Adult nap time! I would for sure be strong supporter.

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  45. Um yes, lets make more than a few of these happen! Especially the random ATM winner.

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  46. now i'm officially jealous! ELLEN are you serious?!

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  47. lol you are so funny! i'd love to see N Sync do a reunion tour too!

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