A brilliant bloggess by the name of Taylor, also known as The Daily Tay, posted yesterday on things she's voting for. The post is nothing short of pure genius and today I am entirely ripping her off.
Don't worry guys, she gave me permission. Also don't worry because there's absolutely no way to top her post, girlfriend just about made me fall out of my chair from laughing.
I voted via absentee ballot this year.
This means I don't get a fun "I Voted" sticker.
I vote absentee ballots come with "I Voted" stickers.
I vote for Nsync to get back together and going on tour.
I wouldn't be upset if it was the exact same No Strings Attached tour I saw in the 90's.
That was golden.
I vote for mascara that doesn't clump or lump and lip gloss that won't stick to my hair.
I vote that someday I will find the clean gene and become one of those OCD clean freaks.
I vote that Ella and Sebby stop convincing each other I'm never coming home again when I leave for work.
I'm positive my new neighbors would also vote for this.
I vote for adult nap time.
George Costanza under-the-desk style would suffice.
I vote for ATM machines to have lucky prize winners everyday.
You know, like the 100th user gets free money spit at them?
I vote that my homegirl Ellen comes back to O-Town and dances with me again.
We're total BFF's.
Speaking of O-Town, I still vote for Ashley Angel to fall in love with me.
I vote for the ban of same side sitting.
I'll never understand why couples have to sit on top of each other at a nice dinner.
Perhaps I'm a heartless ass hole, but I really see no appeal of hairy man elbow up in my mashed potatoes.
I vote for boxed wine as a household staple.
I vote for TY Beanie Babies to come back in demand so I can make some profits off of the 2 garbage bags full of old Beanie Babies sitting in my parent's garage.
Yes, with plastic tag protectors.
I also vote for Pogs to come back.
Not to make a profit, I just miss the days of being cool because I had the fancy holographic slammer.
I vote that funny animal photos never go away.
See also: Dog/Cat shaming.
I vote for laughing at inappropriate things.
Like my small child self appearing awfully stripper-esque:
I vote that my social media networks will go back to normal after today.
And that tomorrow we can all stand as one and put bad feelings behind us.
I'm Whitney and I approve this message.