Friday, November 16, 2012

You really shouldn't have left that bed.

Oh hi there! 

I can imagine your disappointment when you dropped in to say hi to Whitney and found me. Well, Miss Whitney is off skipping through Seattle for the weekend so she's asked me to take over her space for the day. Don't worry you're in good hands, girlfriend is my soul sister after all.


I'm Sami but you can call me Samilicious and you can find me rambling over at Sami's Shenanigans. You'll find a little bit of everything over there from fashion and beauty, to music and weekend updates. But my favorite posts are my snarky ones, the ones with a little attitude.. and that's what you get today!

Today I have a very important topic to discuss with you.. appearance. More specifically.. my own appearance.

You see, I've decided that sometime in the past who knows how many years, a rule came about. This rule states that if you wake up, get ready, and look damn good.. you will not see a single cute boy or run in to anyone you know. But god forbid you decide to throw some dry shampoo in your hair and forget the makeup.. you will almost always run into an ex-boyfriend or your really hot neighbor.


I mean who decided this rule anyways? That's really unfair to all of us women out there. I mean guys don't have bad hair days and they certainly don't use dry shampoo. They jump in the shower for five minutes, get dressed, and go. Then they see us looking all haggardly and go "Hmm, maybe she should have put more effort in to her appearance today!" Pshh as if they know how much effort we really have to put in. Am I right?

My biggest fear is that I will run into a celebrity when I look bad. Say Adam Levine for example. He will be looking all hot and broody like he always does..


Then he will see me and I'll look like this..


He will be all like "Wow, haven't you heard my song? You really shouldn't have left that bed." Then he will be bored and go back to being hot on The Voice and never speak to me again.


All because of the stupid rule that says you will always run into a hot guy or ex boyfriend when you look like crap.

We've really got to get rid of this rule.

Happy Friday friends! Whitney will return to you on Monday, but until then feel free to come visit me over here. Have a great weekend!

24 comments:

  1. Haha, isn't that the truth?! Thank God I'm married now ... rule doesn't apply to me anymore, lol.

    I'm off to check out your blog :)

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  2. Yowza that's a bad picture of Kim. Amazing what a little photoshop and airbrush makeup will do. If only we had our own makeup artists every morning!

    But I totally feel the way you do. I wear gym clothes to the grocery store and run into my kindergarten teacher, my ex boyfriend's mom, and my biggest frenemy. Wear a little black dress and super hot shoes, only see a man with 3 teeth. Irony.

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  3. I am married and STILL get aggravated by this! I still want to be looking good when I run into that guy who snubbed me. But no - never.

    And you know what, I think Kim still looks good like that - a hell of a lot better than i do without makeup!

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  4. I ran into my ex a few weeks ago. It'd had been two and a half years since I'd seen him. I WAS DECKED OUT. Perfect hair, full face of makeup, heels, a cute outfit.... and it was like, 2 pm on a Saturday. I WIN AT LIFE!

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    1. This makes me insanely jealous of you. You go Glen Coco ;)

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  5. You are so right. Always happens. A former boss told me, "Always dress like you're going to see your ex-boyfriend."
    Not exactly work-related advice, but still valuable information :)

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  6. Dayum. That pic of Kim IS a hot mess. My self esteem just increased a little. Thanks!

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  7. Haha great post! I was totally thinking along these lines this morning when I decided to use Dry Shampoo and can't get my hair to look even half way decent, but my bf is out of bed and out the door in 5 and looks perfectly fine....I call bullshit!

    Shannon
    bigdreamsandexpensivetaste.blogspot.com

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  8. Forever and always happening to me. I swear it's the universe getting back at us when we think we can have a lazy day. Wah! Oh, if I ever saw Adam when I was looking like crapola I would have to run and hide. Ain't no hot man going to be seeing me looking crapalicious.

    - M

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  9. I have a theory that mascara can save the world.
    I always keep a travel tube in my purse! ;)

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  10. Seriously! Someone needs to get rid of this rule ASAP! It happens way too many times. Guys have it way too easy.

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  11. This is so true! It drives me nuts! :P

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  12. hahaha Sami you always make me laugh : ) And Adam Levine...mmm, I die! So sexy.

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  13. So true Sami! it really is. ugh, not fair!

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  14. I always run into my ex when I'm makeupless or have my hair in a bun. It's okay though since I'm still cuter than his new girlfriend ;)

    Life Unsweetened

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  15. Bahahahahaha!!!! I can't tell you how many times this has happened! Thankfully, both of my ex's now live in another state (the same one, weird.) so that isn't a problem, but the hot guy thing? Always! The nice thing though, is that I know I look better than some when I don't have makeup on (so I've been told enough times that I am comfortable without it) and I refuse to leave the house unless my hair is semi-ok. Bun on my head? Sure, as long as its not straight outta bed.
    Happy Friday loves! XoXo

    P.S. - Whit....why do you have to be in Seattle during the wintery months! It's only a 4 hour drive from me!

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  16. OMG this is SO true! I always look like shit when I run into my ex! The worst is when you run into someone right after playing soccer and you're like, oh heyyy I don't always look like this, cos you threw sweats and a hoodie on to cover up your uniform. UGH, DAMN YOU RULE!

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  17. This always happens to me. The last time i ran into my ex I was in sweat pants with no make up on. How cares that I just lost 50 pounds. He saw me on the day where I looked like shit. Oh wells. such is life! Funny Post!

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  18. Holy moly Kim K looks like CRAAAAAAAAAAAP without her face done! Whoa!

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  19. HELLO Dollface in the dots! You are too cute!!!!

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  20. Hahaha, love the britney gif, the ex stuff is so. true.

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  21. I totally agree with you! But hey, it's not like you're ever going to see that hot boy, or celebrity again, right? Or, at least not for a long time. :)

    XO,
    SWEATshirt DRESSshirt
    http://sweatshirtdressshirt.blogspot.com

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  22. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This rule is SO TRUE! Every single time I try to sneak to Target looking like crap, I see people. SO DUMB.

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  23. Haha...it sure does suck, doesn't it?? That ALWAYS happens to me. Usually my hair is all up in a knot, I have on zero make up, a t-shirt with pit stains from the gym and ugly ornage sweat pants!

    ~Tiffany
    http://tiffanyd22.blogspot.com

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