It's Monday, the one day of the week you really never hear anyone praise.
Monday, the day that we are reminded just how much fun we had over the weekend which has now abruptly come to an end.
Monday, the day you regret not getting more sleep over the weekend.
Here are some things even worse than a Monday:
1. Running out of toilet paper.
I don't know about you all but TP is one of the household items I can not stand to purchase. It's a burden to me.
You know what's more of a burden though?
Yuppp.. Guess I should have stocked up when I was grabbing that pint of Ben & Jerry's.
2. Stepping in gum.
I stepped in gum while walking my dogs over the weekend, which wouldn't have been means for a meltdown, but I was having a horrible weekend and so my sticky shoe sent me into a massive ugly sobbing fest.
3. Being Lindsay Lohan.
Yep. Any Monday you wake up and realize you aren't LiLo, I'd say it's a great day.
4. When a first kiss goes horribly wrong.
Really though, I'd rather live through a week of Mondays than an awkward first kiss.
5. Falling in the toilet.
You know, when gentleman forget to put that seat down and next thing you know you're feeling a rare and frigid something down south?
6. This photo of Robert Pattinson.
7. When you trip in public trying to strut your super cute new pair of heels.
Or maybe this one is just me but I don't have enough fingers and toes to count how many times I have done this.
As long as I stick the landing, it's not that bad. Right?
8. When you realize your forgot your debt card while checking out at Publix.
I blame online shopping for this one but there is really nothing worse than the panic that runs through your veins when you remember your debt card is sitting on your laptop at home and there are 5 people impatiently waiting behind you.
Ooops. Sorry guys.
9. Getting photographed like this at the olympics.
10. Getting home to realize you, yet again, bought another stale box of wine.
And then realizing you have zero shame when you pack it up and head back to the store exchange it.
Yes, I really did this last week. Can we still be friends?