A weekend of shenanigans.

Oh, Monday. Monday, Monday, Monday.

I woke up this morning frozen solid. And I know that's not what any of you Northerners want to hear from this little twit from Florida, but I am an actual Whitsickle this morning and I just had to say it.

Perhaps my state is just trying to prep me for my trip to NYC this weekend? All I know is that my Florida blood is not prepared for anything I'm about to encounter this Friday - Sunday.

I had a pretty phenomenal weekend which can only mean one thing. 

I've got to blog about it.

After all, Monday may be the most hated day of the week but as far as blogging is concerned, it's pretty much the sluttiest easiest day of the week. 

Especially when one of my favorite gals is hosting a link up dedicated to the weekend! 

As I told you all, Friday was my little polar bear nugget, Ella's, birthday! We had a little happy hour celebration for her. And by her, I mean there was one other dog which she was not related to. Girl doesn't get out much, what can I say?

Here we are, just celebrating our hearts out.

Maybe that thrilled look on her face is why more friends didn't show up to her party.

Friday night we took my mom out for sushit.

and by "sushit" I mean "sushi"... That was an actual error I just didn't want to fix right now.

I should probably reevaluate my vocabulary after that one.

We drank way too much saki and kind of wanted to die Saturday morning.

What do you do when you want to die on Saturday morning? 

Well... you go to Disney and drink it off, of course.

We were greeted at Disney by the most enthusiastic parking attendant I have ever witnessed. Homie was dancing from space to space with a smile on his face that put Super Bowl sign language man to shame. 

You know why Disney is really cool?

This pretzel right here.

Which may, or may not, have entertained me for a solid 5 minutes while I waited for my beer.

We got seats at the American Idol experience.

It used to be one of my favorite things at Hollywood Studios until the girl I wanted to win didn't win.

I think it was rigged.

Here is an attractive photo for you.

And another.

I was really cold.

And possibly intoxicated. 

Sunday I was shockingly productive so I don't have much to brag about.

Except I had pomegranate seed things and they were absolutely delicious.

And also some delicious Bagel Bites.

And my most favorite champagne ever.

And that's it, ladies and gents.

Now I must go back to work and figure out what I'm going to wear when I'm in NYC this weekend.

#firstworldproblems

Oh, oh! I almost forgot.
My man friend and I are trying to win some iPad minis.
Vote for us please?
Also, you can vote 20 times a day... just in case you really want to help a sister out.