Wednesday, July 17, 2013

When Twitter Writes Your Post For You

Remember that time I completely blanked on something to blog about so I turned to Twitter? No? Well, ok, so it happened today and I'm guessing it has something to do with a little too much frolicking and Miller Lite last night. You know I tend to make bad decisions on Tuesday nights... I blame the food trucks, obviously. Tuesday nights are just meant for fun. Or maybe they're not, but if you ask my friends and I, they totally are.

And maybe we're a little different but that's just how I like it.


So, back to the Twitter thing, now that I've gotten the obligatory photo-in-my-post thing out of the way...

Here's what I asked.
And here's what I got.

Well Sarah, I assume it goes a little something like this:

1. Be a clinger and don't ever leave him alone.
2. Talk about your ex a lot.
3. Don't let him touch you or kiss you.
4. Get blacked out drunk and puke all over his shoes.
5. Tell his friends you're his girlfriend.
6. Insist you two go on "date night" on Friday when he wants to go play darts with his boys.
7. Tell him you love him on day 9.
8. Talk about feelings and emotions nonstop.
9. Show up at his local hangout uninvited.
10. If all else fails, hit on his friends.


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This one's easy. When pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime.
Bagel Bites win. Always. Toss some Chardonnay back with them and you've got yourself a damn feast fit for a queen.
And now I know what I'm having for dinner tonight. Score.
Side note: SEE GUYS, I NEEDED this picture from months ago in my camera roll! 

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I've certainly got problems, but I'm not sure 99 is really an accurate number. However, currently, a bitch is not one of my problems. Mostly because I tend to stay away from bitches. Ain't nobody got time for them bitches, ya heard?


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I mean, this one is pretty easy. Have you read my bestie's blog? She's the friggen kitty cat's pajamas and obviously she sets the bar for said name very high. My Erin standards are very high and, well, you have my bestie to blame for that.

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And that's going to do it for today's worst blog post ever in life.
Sorry about this, hope you didn't waste too much of your time here today.

I need a cheeseburger.
And more red Gatorade.

Over and out.

51 comments:

  1. Here's one....blog about how amazing my boobs are. Shouldn't be too hard I reckon.

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  2. this is the perfect blog post. also, bagel bites are the shiz.

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  3. I kinda feel like a celeb now since my tweet made the cut. WIN!

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  4. Hahahahaha I LOVE IT!! This should be a regular series!! : )

    Kayla
    www.lovelucygirl.com

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  5. lolol. What a funnny post.
    z@ www.kickingkilos.com

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  6. bagel bites.... nomnomnomnomnom. pizza rolls are the devil and burn the shit out of your mouth. they have little pockets of hot lava in them.

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  7. I'm hurt you didn't go with my suggestion of why a double cheeseburger is a good breakfast. ROOOOOD.

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  8. I don't know how I'm just discovering your blog, but I'm already in love.
    This post is hilarious! Officially following along :)

    xo caro

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  9. Whitney's blog today - 10000000000000000
    Erin's blog today - 0

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  10. I actually think this is a fantastic blog post. Also I've never had bagel bites with chard, but it is now on the top of my list of things to try.

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  11. Even your "worst" blog posts are great. the end.

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  12. Seems like I need to start asking for suggestions via the twit. Per usual, this is great!

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  13. I seriously love the movie How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days.

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  14. Ha, love how these topics covered your blog in a nutshell! I vote regular series for sure!

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  15. pizza rolls vs. bagel bites. No competition. I love pizza, and I love bagels, but not together. Mine are always soggy on the bottom or too hard. Pizza rolls for the win!

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  16. Once again I love this! Hope you found a good burger!

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  17. hah, i like this idea. I'll have to try it.

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  18. Bitches get stitches.. or something. Also, I think I have acquired at least 100 ways to lose a guy in LESS THAN 10 days.. but I love yours.

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  19. You have reignited my love of bagel bites. How they ever disappeared from my life, I don't know :)

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  20. hahaha 'side note'

    Aren't you one that keeps the ol blog secret??! How did you tweet about it?

    p.s. I pick pizza rolls over bagel bites ANY day!

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  21. i need bagel bites and a good glass of (boxed) wine ASAP!

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  22. What's even better than bagel pizza is Cracker Pizza.. you make it on tortillas.. heat oven to 400 degrees.. put your pizza sauce on the tortilla and whatever toppings you want and of course cheese-- I warn you.. don't put TOO much because the tortilla won't get crispy.. and then bake for about ten minutes or until cheese is bubbly and brown. I've done mine with actual pizza toppings and with spinach and alfredo sauce, oh a garlic-- it's the bomb. You can find the recipe on pinterest too!

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  23. The cheese inside the pizza rolls never melt correctly! Therefore, the obvious choice is bagel bites.

    xo, Yi-chia

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  24. Here's the actual recipe link to the Cracker Pizza!!

    http://www.plainchicken.com/2012/01/cracker-pizza.html

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  25. Well I'm super glad I made it back to blogging today!

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  26. I love that you literally just blogged about being a picture hoarder, and then ended up needing one of said pictures for today's post!

    And I seriously foresee a night in my near future where I sit my booty on the couch, inhale a box of bagel bites, and watch How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days.

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  27. This is hysterical, I sometimes want to do this but mine is always between one post and another!

    xx
    Kelly
    Sparkles and Shoes

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  28. I can't stop laughing about the 99 Probs question & answer haha!

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  29. You made my day - you are freaking hilarious!!!! XO

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  30. I love this! It made me laugh & brightened my bad day, thank you!

    Kristin
    crumbsandcurls.blogspot.com

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  31. This is hilarious!

    As an Erin myself, I think that one is self-explanatory. :)

    The Grass Skirt

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  32. I love it! This gave me a great laugh and I really needed one today - thanks so much!

    Diane
    sweetcatastropheblog.com

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  33. Next time I need to get rid of a guy, going to your blog. :) And I had pizza rolls for dinner.

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  34. I think we just became best friends! When I was in college we called Tuesday's Terrible Decision Tuesdays :-)

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  35. i had thoughts about this post and then you mentioned cheesburgers at the end and my mind wandered and I forgot what I was gonna say b/c I am now ravenous for cheeseburgers and then the first comment was about a blog about someone's boobs and I am legit wondering if she means a post on her boobs or your boobs? Either way...I'd probably read it. While I am eating a cheeseburger. duh.

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  36. Haha! This was perfection!

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  37. Hahaha, I love this. I seriously can't read one of your posts without wishing we were best friends.

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  38. You had nothing to talk about and you got 40 comments.

    what is wrong with ME! :)

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  39. Hahaha another hilarious post - I love that someone just assumes you'll know all about how to lose a guy in 10 days!! wahahahaha

    Also - on my iPhone front... I got it last night.... but now my problem is setting up an icloud account. arrrrgh. Why is apple so bloody complicated!?

    www.bohemianmuses.blogspot.com

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  40. Haha I loved this post!
    http://johced-ourjourneytoeverywhere.blogspot.com/
    xxx

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  41. This may be the best blog post ever. Love it!

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  42. Hahaha how to lose a guy is an epic bunch of tips , I think I would need a copy right to have this from you!
    Noor @ Noor's Place

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  43. And now I want bagel bites at 9 am

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  44. ANDDD now I want bagel bites too. And sorry for the overload on comments, I've been MIA and just catching up on my fave reads :)

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  45. I now want to watch How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days...thanks for that Whit!

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  46. i'm going to "borrow" your idea because i have some soooooper weird followers & i bet i can get some amazingly bizarre suggestions. don't worry, i'll credit you! <3


    LittleBirdBlogs

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  47. This was not a "worst post"! I loved the randomness of it!How to lose a guy in 10 days ... super acccurate

    x Natalie

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