I threw in a seemingly innocent photo of a beautiful sunset and, without putting much thought into it, explained how I was certain a unicorn could have flown by at any given point.
So, I was going on with my day, attempting to be somewhat of a decent employee, when I took a break to do my routine afternoon blog post pimping on my blog's . Mind you, I never really know why I waste my time doing such pimping because, if I'm being completely honest here, my blog's Facebook page doesn't get much action. That is, until yesterday around 1:20pm when a unicorn hating troll made an appearance that managed to give my blog's little Facebook page so much action, it's going to be sore for days. (Too far?) (Nah)
This little comment surfaces and I'm instantly confused (and not just by the realization that people still write things like "*facepalm*" in a serious fashion.), so I do a little clicking and find myself on this thing's personal Facebook page, complete with glitter eyeshadow, horribly edited photos fit for MySpace circa 2004, ten thousand giveaway posts, and one special little post dedicated right to me. How sweet, right?
At this point all productivity, as far as my day job is concerned, was completely out the window because, clearly, I just found my entertainment for the rest of the day. There's really nothing I love more than someone insulting my intelligence (Aside from publicly blasting them on my blog.), especially when they come back with things like this:
So, basically I can't sit with this troll thing and now I'm pretty much inconsolable because, lezbihonest, who the hell wouldn't want to sit with such a charming, clearly intelligent, witty (see you next Tuesday) thing? Also, stop the presses everywhere because, apparently, if you're a blonde female who plays Fantasy Football, you are really setting that bar for "stereo typing" (aka stereotyping... one word, troll.) blondes everywhere. I've got to admit, that one really got me.
The entertainment on said thread only proceeded to get better and better as more people caught on and saw it. Some of the commentary had me in stitches to the point where I was beginning to cause a scene in this office from the loud, Roseanne-like, cackles coming from my desk.
A unicorn. A flying unicorn.
THAT, my friends, is what this entire interwebz drama was about.
A mythical creature.
In conclusion, here's a screen cap from a website I was sent yesterday during these festivities.
Thanks for giving me something to write about today.
Suck it, troll.
Oh, and if you haven't seen the thread yet and would like a little entertainment on this fine Tuesday, . Have at it.
I must say....blows my mind...and since I am from the lovely south..BLESS HER HEART.
ReplyGirl is dumb, who gets so upset over the perceived wrongness of a mythical creature?
ReplyI seriously can't even understand what she said. Her sentences don't make sense and she is SO not grammatically correct.
ReplyYES. Whitney, you knocked it out of the park with this post. I hope troll bitch is full of regret, considering the fact that all of your followers and friends are up-in-arms and ready to attack her at any second. Thank you for helping my day get off to an awesome start.
ReplySome people take things a little too literally! Girl needed to chill. She had like a million typos, so clearly not the most intelligent way to make a point either.
ReplyWho has time to get upset and start shit over a unicorn?! I loved it when you called her cheerful Charlie :-)
ReplyI think it's fantastic that she is insulting your intelligence because you "don't know" the difference between 2 magical, mythical creatures. Really tho I think she's probably just jealous of the fact you speak to boys. ANYWAY. In my mind unicorns totally fly. They're magic.. they don't need wings.. duh.
ReplyHow can anyone hate a unicorn?!?! I'm just lost for words and also feeling a little sick to my stomach. For once I can say "people these days" and mean it in all seriousness!
ReplyHaha I love you for this just so much.
ReplyUs bloggers, we got each others backs!
wow, just wow. I laughed so much yesterday while reading those insane comments and then again when I had to relive it all!
ReplyThis is just amazing. But really, troll. You are = YOU'RE NOT YOUR
Replyi will never take someone that cannot use your and you're correctly seriously.
ReplyThis still effing kills me. Now I'm laughing about this crap alllll over again.
ReplyI don't understand what her issue is. Unicorns are the national animal for Scotland. Obviously they know some shit that we don't know. Also, who gets so upset about a mythical creature? Don't ever post about dragons, or big foot - shit would get out of hand.
oh wow. just wow. I have no words whit.
ReplyHahaha this has just made my day.. I don't think enough credit has been given for the picture though, it does look very, erm, magical unicorny? Hahah great post! :)
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lol oh shit I know her type. I used to live where she lives and sold textbooks at the college she attended. It's got a certain type there. But oh crap, you know you're something when people hate you.
ReplyWow...this troll obviously has no life. People amaze me at how lame they are sometimes.
ReplyOMG Whit! That troll is yikes-scary looking! And a bitch. And a fun sucker.
Replywow glittery eye shadow troll had a bit too much time on her hands.
Replyside note: the picture of the clouds that you were hoping a unicorn would fly pass has a creepy side profile of a face. I thought for sure that is what the post was going to be about.
sounds like troll girl needs to get laid. preferably by a blonde.
ReplyI still can't with this. I really can't. I'm still confused whether she thought that you actually thought unicorns were real or something. I just don't understand why else you'd get mad. And what also would be really funny is if she didn't know who you are and just stumbled upon that post yesterday without realize you have mobs and mobs of friends and followers that would rip her apart for saying such stupid things. Either way she's probably regretting her life now.
ReplyHaha. Wow. Some people are just ridiculous. At least you got some afternoon entertainment out of it.
ReplyI may have just spit out my coffee a tad... and obviously she doesn't know anything about how amazing unicorns are - I'd bet she's never even watched Harry Potter or spent a day playing Neopets in her childhood... sad, sad.
ReplyGod Whit don't you know the difference between Pegasus and a Unicorn!?!
ReplySeriously though I'm dying. My office probs thinks I'm crazy but this just made my morning. I feel like all of blog land needs to just post a picture of a flying unicorn on their blogs in solidarity today or something.
Internet Trolls are the worst *FACEPALM!*
What a uniwhore.
Replywhatever would we do without juliette?
Get eaten by trolls?
AHHH! if she isn't the scariest looking person i've ever seen. and also an idiot. haha but seriously your thread had me cracking up all day yesterday. this is perfect.
ReplySpot on with glitter/myspace-ish picture on her page. Glitter trolls gonna hate, I say...let'em.
ReplyI couldn't help but laugh at this, and then laugh some more. Did she seriously just take all that time out of her day to complain about unicorns flying? She obviously has an exciting life.
ReplyP.S. Unicorns can fly if they want to.
I was DYING at work yesterday reading the feed on facebook and twitter. If being blonde and loving fantasy (or regular) football is wrong, then I don't want to be right!
ReplyShe's a disgrace to everyone named Holly
ReplyDamnit.. did she delete her FB posts or am I missing something? I needed an even FUNNIER read!
ReplyThe troll has major issues when it comes to grammar and spelling. That is all I have to add.
ReplyAll this time I thought unicorns had wings... maybe I should pay more attention to book 1 of Harry Potter :-P
ReplyThat girl sounds like a major c u next Tuesday! She's just jealous that you're fab & she's a troll.
ReplyKristin
Crumbs and Curls
P.S. If you're going to start shizznit on the internet at least try to spell and form sentences correctly *sigh*
ReplyIt's so sad that someone took their whole day to write about how dumb blondes are & how flying unicorns isn't accurate. If she didn't sense the sarcasm in your voice I feel sorry for her. This photo & sky is on another level!
ReplyWhatever! We all secretly want unicorns to fly by so ignore her. She's dumb.
ReplyYou are fantastic.
ReplyFucking trolls. Maybe she should get the unicorns horn out of her ass and she could smile a bit more.
ReplyAlso, Pegasus wishes he could have a horn. But it's currently up her asshole.
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If you set the stereotype for blondes, people would think blondes are way cooler than the stereotype suggests. Just saying.
ReplyDying.
ReplyYou would think with her love of glitter she would have an appreciation for flying unicorns. Poor girl. Also, the FB thread, this post, and all of the above comments had me rolling.
ReplyYES. I love it. All of it.
ReplyI'm dying at my desk right now. This is my new favorite post ever.
Replylook. i think it's safe to say you can really thank her. you've finally come to terms with who you really are.
Replyright?
but seriously. this gave me so many lolz.
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Replyshoot i hit delete. *you're
and I'm sure she learned her lesson. Unicorns are real.
And in Unicorn's name we pray. Amen.
ReplyI mean, I ALMOST feel bad for Unicorn Hating Troll Girl. What a sad, sad existence to be so angry... :) Also, I just have to say that if a unicorn was going to fly out of ANY sky it'd probably be that one. Sad, Sad Troll!
Replyok, while I saw all that going on yesterday and joined in. I did NOT know that she went and made her own status about you. what a pig. i can't stand people like that on the internet. if you're not gonna have sense of humor and if you're gonna take everything so seriously, get the fuck off the internet. why did she even care so much? even if you were mental enough to truly believe flying unicorns were roaming among us, why does that make her so angry? it has zero effect on her daily life. people take the internet way too seriously, the butthurtness is ridiculous. entertaining, but ridiculous.
ReplySo wait... Unicorns don't fly?
ReplyIf YOU'RE gonna hate on someone make sure you use proper grammar. It's only fair.
ReplySilly troll.
Ahahaha, I love the unicorn and rainbow picture at the end, so funny! Such a great post!
ReplyShe's probably a brony, and needs to make sure you know the difference between Twilight Sparkle and Fluttershy.
Replyhaha i just finished reading it all. cackling at my desk. you know, Holly's eye makeup in her cover photo looks like a rainbow that a unicorn shit out when it flew by her head. just saying.
ReplyI cannot even explain to you how much I giggled at this post and then the original feed. Thanks for having such a good sense of humor, Whitney. Love, #abrunetteunicornANDpegasusfan
ReplyShe has a "company" called Bargain Shopping with Holly. Who the eff would buy anything from that creature?
ReplyGO NOLES!!!
ReplyTHIS is when a middle finger emoji is needed...she should have a seat..maybe several.
ReplyOh good lord... "haters gonna hate" is right. I hope I see a flying unicorn today.
ReplySarah @ Life As Always
This (and the facebook feed) are probably the most hilarious thing I will read all day long! oh em gee.
ReplyOh God. Haha! I can't even!
Replyok. seriously. i can't believe someone got so upset over adjectives for a mythical creature. #getalife
ReplyThis is fabulous.
ReplyI wish I could say that if this happened to me I would be above it. But I would be sooo unnerved by it!!! I got my first MEAN comment awhile ago. I wrote a post about having to put my mom's dogs down and boy did I get a mean spirited evil comment. I wish I could have left it up, to show the world that I didn't care what mean people say but I did.. It was hurtful and annoying.
ReplyI'm all about the golden rule people!
"If you don't have anything nice to say- don't say anything at all."
Seriously, it's not hard. Just keep your negative, rude comments to yourself.
If only she focused on her grammar more than mythical creatures.
ReplyYeah, sorry, I'm just too hung up on her use of the word "your" instead of "you're"...I mean, I guess she slept through the grammar portion of school. Come on, this is basic stuff.
Replyshe used the wrong "you're"... I just can't
ReplyI would totally be waiting for a unicorn to go by, and I have brown hair. So... there!
Replyhaterz be lyke "facepalm"
ReplySeriously. Some people's kids, but as you said, it was the cheapest form of entertainment a Monday can offer.
What a sour soul....... so glad you saw the humor in it whit!!
ReplyI kept a few strands of blonde in my hair after having to dye it back to dark... and I'm still PROUD to be a blonde (inside and out.... because lets face it.... unicorns are pretty legendary) .... literally.
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#bitch I would have died. I'm kinda dying now, and it didn't even happen to me. My her eye shadow is causing brain damage.
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