I'm alive, I'm alive! I made it to class blog today despite what my alter ego, Nancy, who decided to come out in full force yesterday, had in mind.
You see, Nancy is one crazy little bitch. She thinks taking multiple (ie. more than four) shots of $2 tequila on a Sunday is a great idea. She also thinks fireball at 11pm, after said shots of tequila and multiple pitchers of beer, is also a great idea. Nancy is reckless, thinks nothing of the consequences her decisions will create, and lives the hell in the moment as if tomorrow will never come. Nancy is all fun and games until my 7am alarm goes off and I feel as if I am paralyzed when I try to move.
I think Nancy got a bit upset over the weekend because on Saturday she was left at home, hanging up in the closet, because I had to be responsible and be the designated driver. By the time I woke up on Sunday morning, I was so alive and chipper from the lack of alcohol consumed Saturday night, I couldn't even get dressed before Nancy was demanding a bloody Mary, amongst any other alcoholic beverage she could get her sassy little hands on.
Anyways, the moral of this story; $2 tequila shots are never a good idea, Fireball late on a Sunday will force you to pretend you have a migrane the following morning so you can sleep off your hangover an extra few hours before arriving at work, and when you're losing in your Fantasy league really, really badly, Nancy is going to come out on a mission to make you completely forget all about it.
Well played, Nancy. Well played. Where the hell is that bitch when I need some Advil though?
Oh, oh! Everyone should be extra proud of me because in addition to the story of my alter ego, I came prepared today with lots and lots of pictures from my weekend. Look at me go, all bloganized and stuff!
Saturday was my bestie's birthday celebration, which started out with tailgating at UCF. I, quite honestly, don't care much about UCF so I decided to support my Noles despite being on someone else's campus. #sorryimnotsorry Bear also decided to rep his school, Miami... This weekend should be interesting.
And by interesting I mean that him and I probably wont speak to each other on Saturday.
(For those who aren't in tune with college football, our teams are rivals and are playing against each other this weekend. It's a pretty big game because we're both undefeated and in the same division.)
If you can't figure out what we're doing in that picture on the right, we simply can't be friends. That's all there is to it.
Every year for Panda's birthday I make her some type of craft present. Sometimes it's something sparkly and exciting, but most of the time it's something off the wall and/or ridiculous. This year I went ridiculous.
(We call her Panda.)
Panda party hat, oh yeah!
And then bear and I got caught being gross...
Sorry, mom.
And then, like I said, we went out to continue the celebration.
And that's all she wrote, my friends.
THAT. WEAVE. I approve.
Replyi love that pic of y'all being caught. it makes me go awwww. and also make me want to sing k-i-s-s-i-n-g. but then again I'm a 5 year old. and yes if people dont understand the foam finger lickign pic... get outta here.
ReplyI'm obsessed with that weave.... I want to weave all the things!
ReplyAnd you and bear are so cute. Weird I follow him on Insta? I feel as though it's weird but I can't stop, won't stop. ;)
Your hair is unbeweaveable.. god that joke never gets old. But seriously YOU SO PRETTY.
ReplyOh hi, hair. Also, hi leather top which I adore.
ReplyOur friends are also a house divided. She's a die hard Noles fan and he's a huge Miami fan. They have a party every year for the game and the trash talk ensues. They don't play around lol. Can't wait for the game this weekend!
ReplyHope you're feeling better, sounds like someone amped up the fun in Sunday-Funday.
Ooohhh girl I need to start getting my weave on!
ReplyYour hair has magically gown and I am loving it!
ReplyMy boyfriend and I are fans of rival NFL teams, and we don't talk about it on game day because we always end up fighting! So good luck this weekend!
ReplyI spy dat Miley tongue! And Nancy seems like a real party, extensions and sass and all! Happy Monday [or not]!
ReplyI can't stay and talk because I have to go read every word of this weave tutorial because I need that hair.
Replyim in love with your long hair! looks so good on yoU!!
Replythat panda party hat is so cute...love the little face
gotta love PDA especially when its so cute like you two :)
an okay FO-REAL...that leather shirt and that long hair...bow chicka wow wow!! I hope bear was in like flynn later that night???
TMI???
xoxox :-)
Kait and I were in the same state yesterday morning. We'll call it being 'over served'. Thank goodness for endless hours of HGTV and Real Housewives.
ReplyLook at all of the creativeness and the cute cuddly PDAness and the sexified hair and leather hottness. You get an A+ today. Well done.
Reply#IfYourLameThatsAShameYouCantHangWithWhit...sorry for long hashtag, but truth.
ReplyThe best way to avoid being the Designated Driver is to not drive, as in not have a license. No one ever asks me to DD :).
ReplyKristin
crumbsandcurls.blogspot.com
well y'all are just the cutest!
ReplyAs for Fireball shots, ask my husband how he feels about them, as his over consumption of said shot had us leaving the FSU game at halftime. Such a lightweight he is.
Can we have a FSU tailgate double date?? I think this needs to happen in the near future. Just sayin'
Looks like an amazing weekend :)
ReplyYour Saturday night hair was fantastic, Nancy sounds dreadful, and where are your Saturday leggings from?
Replyxx
Kelly
Sparkles and Shoes
LMAO at you and Bear "getting gross"! I may have overdone myself this weekend as well... my man changed me into pjs, tucked me into bed and put on Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince for me.... came in to ask how I was doing later and I yelled: "Dumbledore is dead... How do you THINK I'm doing?!" Oops. :)
ReplyVoyage of the MeeMee
Umm...that hair girl. FAB. Now I can't cut mine. Damn you.
ReplyYou look gorgeous, as usual! AND I HATE MIAMI MORE THAN ANYTHING! I go to UNC...
ReplyMy Nancy came out yesterday too (on a SUNDAY?!?) and I literally am so hungover today I can barely move. Never again. Looks like a fun weekend!
ReplyWell dang, Nancy seems like a good time! lol. And your hair looks amazing!
ReplyYour weekend looks like it was fabulous, especially the part where Nancy took over/the part with the adorable peplum top and perfect hair!
ReplyLooks like such a fun weekend! That panda hat is so perfect!
ReplyBrittany
http://infinityampersand.blogspot.com/
Damnit Nancy!!! Loving the weave and even the Bear gross stuff-- at least you are happy, right?! RIGHT!
ReplyNancy seems like a fun time; you just need to make plans with her on like, a Friday or Saturday.
ReplyOh, and side note: the panda hat is adorable, I can't even take the cuteness!
- Marissa @ Glitz & Giggles
I feel like Nancy would definitely get along with my alter-ego Candi. Although, last time Candi came out things happened that I can NEVER ever discuss! haha
ReplyOmg, omg. Deciding who to root for during you and your Boo's game this weekend is going to be like deciding between Papa John's and Taco Bell. So delicious. So exciting. So gross. Is there any way they can both lose??!?
Reply1. you're tiny and uber gorgeous. Creep alert..
Reply2. I love you guys in the background of that picture
3. I need some weave. Ugh.
Love how your hair looks in the last pic! Love the tutorial.
ReplyI'm glad I'm not the only one who has an alter ego WITH a name haha. Can I get a cool hat mailed to me for my bday? No worries- it's in April so you have plenty of time to think of something ;)
ReplySidenote- YOU ARE A SUPERMODEL.
i'm gonna call you nance.
Replycan i call you nance?